Lol
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen
a leaning tower of cheeeezzaahh.
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
- No Male Ever: Yeah I really like her but she doesn't have a thigh gap
There are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iPhoneJust let that sink in
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
there are two kinds of peopleTHERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE!
was adding the same comment in caps lock really necessary..
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
candlelightandchrisettemichele:
Gotta make your thirst move your first move
If you’re not thirst, you’re last.
#DEAD